"Football didn't start in 1992." It did not, but it did change forever.
Next week marks the 30th anniversary of the Premier League replacing the Football League First Division at the top of the English football tree.
Here is what has happened in those 30 years and how the Premier League and the world has changed.
Over the 30 years of the Premier League there have been 11,656 games and 31,016 goals. Those goals have come from 2,528 players.
There have been 4,534 players in the Premier League, with 120 different nationalities. England leads the way with 1,632, with France second on221 and Scotland third on 210.
Alan Shearer is the top scorer with 260 goals (0.84% of all Premier League goals).
More players have been shown a card - 3,217 (71% of players) - than have scored a goal. There have been 35,312 bookings and 1,701 red cards. Richard Dunne, Duncan Ferguson and Patrick Vieira were responsible for eight of those reds each. Gareth Barry's 123 yellows is a record.
There have been 50 different clubs in the Premier League, with seven winning the title at least once - and 42 teams being relegated. Manchester City, Blackburn and Leicester have done both.
There have been 955 goalless draws - that's 8.2% of games. Five matches have had 10 goals and the most goals in a game is 11, Portsmouth's 7-4 win over Reading in 2007.
And managers? There have been 265 so far, including caretakers. The most recent were Steve Cooper and Erik ten Hag on the opening weekend.
Six managers have 100% win rates from short caretaker spells, with Pat Rice winning all three games with Arsenal in 1996 before Arsene Wenger's arrival. Of full-time managers, Pep Guardiola has the best win rate - 74%.
Eighteen managers lost all their games. Fifteen were caretakers... and Frank de Boer got sacked as Crystal Palace boss after four defeats in four games. Nottingham Forest's Cooper and Manchester United's Ten Hag are the others, so they will hope to see that number drop to 16 again soon...
And how many fans have witnessed all of this live? Premier League matches have a combined attendance of 368 million. A lot will be the same people, of course, but you know what we mean...
It is fair to say things have changed dramatically since the 1992-93 season.
When the Premier League started, the backpass rule had just been brought in. Until 1992 goalkeepers could pick up the ball when a team-mate played it back to them.
That led to a lot of confusion in the opening weeks, with defenders and keepers not sure what to do in tight spaces.
There have been plenty of other changes over the years.
Tackles from behind were only outlawed in 1998 and in recent years rules around goal-kicks, kick-offs and drop balls have been changed too.
Also, when the Premier League started, only the referee knew how much injury time there would be. The fourth official putting up the board with the amount of added time is a relatively new thing.
The number of substitutes allowed has increased. In the opening Premier League season, teams could name three subs on the bench in each game and bring on two. This season it is five subs and nine-man benches.
But while benches have grown, the league has shrunk. There were 22 teams in the opening three seasons - with 42 games per team - before the current format of 20 teams and 38 games came in from 1995-96.
European places have changed too. Believe it or not, kids, only the champions qualified for the Champions League until 1997.
So in the first Premier League season, Manchester United won the title to qualify for the Champions League, Arsenal went into the Cup Winners' Cup by winning the FA Cup and Aston Villa and Norwich went into the Uefa Cup.
Now seven teams qualify for Europe, the Cup Winners' Cup is gone, the Uefa Cup is called the Europa League and there is a Europa Conference League. The Intertoto Cup has been and gone.
Every game being played at the same time on the final day feels normal now, but that was not always the case. In 1992-93 there were nine games on the final Saturday and two on the Sunday - plus another two rearranged games on the Tuesday.
There were also far fewer foreign players. In 1992-93 only 15.6% of Premier League players were not British. Last season the figure was 57.7%.
That is partially down to the Bosman ruling. Until 1996, clubs could only name three foreign players in a European game, meaning teams were less inclined to have too many non-British players in their side.
Manchester United did not let Steve Bruce play for the Republic of Ireland at the 1994 World Cup because he would have counted as a foreigner in the Champions League.
Another one that might surprise the youngsters reading is that until 2002-03 the only transfer deadline each season was 31 March.
No Jim White/Sky Sports News/countdown clock extravaganzas twice a year. Teams could sign players all through the season until the final couple of months.
Oh, and the name. From 1993 until 2007 it was called the Premiership (or FA Carling Premiership, FA Barclaycard Premiership and FA Barclays Premiership, to be accurate). Since 2016 it has been simply been the Premier League.
The world was a very different place back in 1992. The internet as we know it did not exist and only a handful of people had mobile phones.
A trip to see family or friends meant arranging exactly when and where to meet in advance and maybe bringing a physical map with you.
The USSR and Yugoslavia had just broken up into 20 different states, while East and West Germany were newly merged and Czechoslovakia was still a country.
Rhythm Is a Dancer by Snap! was one week into a six-week run at number one in the UK on the Premier League's opening weekend.
£1.50 would get you a pint of lager and a penny change. John Major was Prime Minister.
The popularity of audio cassettes and compact discs meant lots of shops stopped selling music on vinyl. Funnily, that trend was overturned in 2021 with people spending more money on vinyl than CDs.
It was also a very different time to follow football.
This is how a generation of football fans used to get their news
With no internet or smart phones and *gulps* no BBC Sport website, it meant TV, radio and print were key.
The best way to follow scores on a Saturday was by firing up Ceefax or Teletext on your TV.
For your football news, it was those two, local newspapers, radio or TV. For stats it was a case of getting a programme at the game and the Rothmans Football Yearbook each summer.
...and try your hand at some Premier League quizzes.